apatheist

someone who just doesn’t care whether g-d exists or not and realizes that such a fact won’t effect their life anyway, comes from the word ‘apathy’ meaning “absence of emotion” and ‘theism’ meaning “belief in g-d”
susan: “are you an atheist? agnostic? theist? what???”

ryan: “none of the above, i really just don’t give a sh-t”

susan: “so what are you then?”

ryan: “an apatheist because, like i said, i just don’t give a sh-t and wonder why anyone else does too”
someone who doesn’t care whether or not there is a god or an afterlife
deists and theists: nothing can exist without a cause. therefore, the universe must have a cause and that cause is g-d.
atheists: does g-d exist without a cause? if so, you’ve contradicted your own premise. your g-d answers nothing.
apatheists: does it really f-cking matter?
someone who may not see the value in religious pursuits, may not align themselves with a certain belief structure, or may not concern themselves with religious inst-tutions (including atheism, agnosticism).
will: i couldn’t believe it, this person bought into all that dogma about noah’s ark and believed in unicorns and dragons.

jim: who cares? why does this discussion matter? i’m just an apatheist.
someone who doesn’t have any really set belief in anything, and doesn’t really care. like an agnostic, but not taking the time to define themselves as such. they may beleive in g-d, but don’t do anything about it (i.e. – worship)
the apatheist had never gone to church and didn’t see the point of starting now.