APD (Anti Prossy Device)
a device that consists of a fork with the centre two pr-ngs broken off. it is used to defend against the prost-tutes of magaluf.
to use it you simply arm yourself with it and lunge at the prossies eyes, this allows for a quick getaway.
the device can be purchased with several attachments such as harpoon spear with rope, laser sight, explosive pr-ng ammunition, prossy net, taser stunning pr-ngs, long range scope, boomerang return pr-ngs, armoured piercing pr-ngs (for the prossies wearing protective eyewear).
it also comes in a male or female version, the difference being the colour.
apd (anti prossy device)
person 1: “there’s a prossy, get the apd.”
person 1: “watch out there’s prossies down there!”
person 2: “it’s ok i’ve got my apd”
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