ape gooch
when one’s taint is hairy and sweaty, not unlike an ape.
she wanted to lick my -ss, but i have an ape gooch, so i told her to reconsider.
i survived a plane crash in the mountains by using my ape gooch to distill water.
you have an ape gooch.
your ape gooch had a musky stench.
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