APFU
as per f-cking usual. something that happens all the time, and you are sick of it. like ‘as usual/as always’ but with an angrier tone to it.
1. aaarrggghhhh, that guy in the blue car took my parking sp-ce – apfu!!
2. apfu, i can’t find my car keys.
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