Egyptian Necktie
a s-xual act in which a man performs autoerotic asphyxiation while being fanned by several young women using palm fronds.
contrary to recorded history, accidents involving the egyptian necktie were the leading cause of death in the ancient world.
man 1: did you hear that steve p-ssed away last week?
man 2: yeah, apparently he lost consciousness while doing the egyptian necktie, and the other partic-p-nts were really committed to the act. the just kept fanning him instead of calling 911.
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