APOF
acronym standing for “american parent over forty”
(noun) – the most irrational, irresponsible, and ignorant conglomerate of humans ever to live.
typical statements by typical apofs:
“oil is plentiful. as long as i can get $2 p/gallon, what’s the big deal?”
“i would bring my reusable mug to starbucks, but it’s such a h-ssle.”
“marijuana kills!”
“you can’t drink until you’re 21! then it’s safe!”
“obamacare’s gonna pull the plug on granny!”
“so do you kids like, you know, hang out in cybersp-ce?”
“the inter-nets are a series of tubes…”
“buying canvas shopping bags would be silly. i don’t have room for them in my car!”
“i would drive a smaller car, but i really need the sp-ce!”
“america speaks english! i don’t wanna learn to speak mexican!”
“wind turbines are too ugly to be near my house”
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