Apollo 69
all you need is a hallway, a rolling chair, and a willing girlfriend.
the girl sits down naked in a rolling chair at the end of a hallway, and the man climbs on top of her, upside down, and they begin to perform the “69” on each other. when he is about to c-m, he slides down her body and sticks it in her front for 3 good thrusts counting down (3… 2… 1…) then as he c-ms on the third thrust, he simultaneously slides all the way off, kicks the chair hard, and shouts “lift off!” as she goes rolling down the hall with the his c-m leaving her like flames out the bottom of a sp-ce ship.
i had to get the carpet cleaners in here to clean my hallway because i gave my girl the apollo 69 last night.
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