Apollo’s Chariot
the s-xual act in which a man pours gasoline on his p-n-s, lights it on fire, and proceeds to have intercourse with a man or woman. it is extremely painful and may lead to severe injury or death if done incorrectly (or correctly).
matt got severe third-degree burns after riding kevin’s apollo’s chariot.
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