Apolonized
a-pol-o-nized
to be fixated in a trancelike state whereby a person’s attention has been seduced by flowing locks, mischievous wide smile and penetrating, molten eyes.
to lose time, hunger, and interest in anything else as you track down articles and pictures of an individual.
to be compelled to do nothing but look at photos and read articles on an individual all day long.
attributed to olympic athlete and dancing with the stars winner apolo anton ohno
origin: 2002, 2006 & 2010 olympian apolo anton ohno
female: i don’t know what happened. i was working on my report and then he walked by…so fluid, so olympic like. next thing i know, there’s coffee on my report and you’re telling me you’ve been calling me for ten minutes. i guess i was apolonized!
female: i was immediately apolonized as he walked into the room smiled, tossed his head and stared right at me.
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