apostrophe crime
what you say when you see one of the most heinous crimes against the english language known to man. it’s when an apostrophe is put in a plural noun (where it doesn’t belong!), therefore indicating that the noun somehow owns something…
sign: book’s for sale!
my smart friend: sheild your eyes! apostrophe crime!
me: -smacks forehead- so… that book owns a for sale? that’s interesting… my god people when will you learn!?!?
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