Arctic Blumpkin


to get a blumpkin while upper-decking anyone’s toilet. the receiver of said sperm load must then snowball the sperm into the toilet with the sh-t.
boyfriend to girlfried:
man, this guy doesn’t know how to throw a party. he’s really p-ssing me off.
girfriend: want to give him an arctic blumpkin?
boyfriend: this is why i love you.

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