apple smashing
the act of 2 men in scissor position while naked. each man grabs his own scr-t-m thus creating bulging t-st-cl-s. then they proceed to self m-st-rb-t- while banging their t-st-cl-s together.
“what a crazy party last night, i saw two guys apple smashing”
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