apple stem
the sh-ll of a pen (without the ink refill) that a crack wh-r- can use to smoke her crack.
crack wh-r-: hey can i have that pen?
john: why?
crack wh-r-: ’cause i need to use the sh-ll as an apple stem.
john: what’s an apple stem?
crack wh-r-: it’s the pipe i use to hit the rock.
an apple stem occurs after having -n-l s-x. when the male tries to urinate after he removes his c-ck from the -sshole, an apple stem comes out (the cr-p build-up in his urethra)
after i was done banging melissa in the -ss, i had to take a gnarly p-ss. nothing but an apple stem came out!
heavily packed fudge in the urethra of the male partner after -n-l intercourse.
an apple stem is what you get when you & your male partner slap back door skins. feces is deposited into the urethra of the male f-dg- p-ck-r (usually during heavy packing). the male f-dg- p-ck-r then tries to urinate but only apple stems come out.
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