blartkin
farting whilst receiving a bl-w j-b.
either by accident or on purpose.
honey………..i was wondering………when you give me a
bj…why not blow instead of suck?!?….it might work.
as she blows you rasp one out. “hey don’t blow that hard,
it’s not a trumpet…..now i’ve had a blartkin
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