Appleanus


the little hole in an apple filled pastry or doughnut. when you bite the doughnut, the “apple-n-s” swells and typically spits out a little apple-poo, then sucks it back in.
hey, parker! you’ve leaked some fruit filling from your apple-n-s!
where, topher??
it’s on your chin.
yummmm.
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when the likeness of a whole roast pig is painted on someone’s body in such a way that their -n-s acts as the rosy red apple wedged in said pig’s mouth.
rob asked me to do a joint costume for halloween this year. i wanted to be a hula girl, so he went as apple -n-s. the party was great until someone stabbed him. he was delicious.

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