applesaurus (app-ul-sore-us) is a dinosaur entirely made of apples. instead of bones like your common known t-rex, the applesaurus has “bones” of apple cores. they went extinct very quickly because they were eaten by other dinosaurs very quickly.
believed to be an ankylosaurus and an apple combine.
there were no remains left of the applesaurus when the t-rex gobbled him up
when a man gets wasted drinking apple cider, believing it is champagne. this usually leads to extreme humiliation. we gave bob an appleshot last night.
- après fart
an après fart happens when a person farts and will stand there with a warm drink in their hand appreciating the after affects of their fart on other people in the room. stan stood there drinking his tea with a glow of satisfaction whilst others in the room choked on his fart. he raised his […]
the overwhelming dominance of water in biology or any situation in life. it’s quirky to ponder, but we are all subjects in an aquarchy. without water, we quickly die. therefore, respect the aquarchy, and respect the value of clean water. when someone takes risks with the safety of your aquifer, they are threatening your personal […]
- aqueefamy award
an award given to someone who is acting particularly stupid or being a douche.(spoof of the academy awards) wow, linda should win an aqueefamy award for showing up to the party with todd…what a douche!
(n)from aquatic carpeting 1. a thick substance on the bottom of a body of water that resembles your livingroom carpet 2. algae that feels like berber 3. plantlife that offers the same friction as high quality carpeting on the floor of a body of water this aquarpeting reminds me of my grandma’s house. i think […]