Appleton
appleton is a small -ss yuppie suburb located in north-eastern wisconsin; yet, it is home to some notable people, festivals, and moments in history.
appleton natives include some f-cked up people, such as harry houdini, joseph mccarthy, and the john birch society. willem dafoe also hails from appleton.
appleton happens to host the longest flag day parade and the largest annual ska concert in the midwest – “skappleton”.
as for moments in history, appleton’s valley fair shopping center (now almost completely demolished) was one of the first enclosed shopping malls in the united states. appleton was also the first city in wisconsin to have a telephone and the first city outside of the east coast to have incandescent light.
“some exotic background, from appleton, wisconsin. that’s as american as appleton pie.”
2 more definitions
add your own
a sweet city.. lots of hot boys and girls
appleton is a sweet city with lots to do!
red-neck country. hill-billy land. in the middle of no where (maine). filled to the brim with sketchy people. everywhere you turn there’s some extremely white person breathing down your back. they’re un-escapable in that area. there are a bunch of b-tches that think they are the sh-t, but they are just f-cking little wh-r-s.
dude wanna go down to appleton for the day?
no way man appleton is red-neck territory.
Read Also:
- apreeciate
you’re retarted. move to montana immediately. derrrr… i do not apreeciate you sneezzing blacckk stuf on meee…
- arachnophobia
somebody that fears spiders (comes from two greek words arachno means spider and phobia means to fear) that b-tch has arachnophobia 2 more definitions add your own arachnophobia , is something absolute p-ss-es make up so when they get scared of something more than a thousandth smaller than them they don’t look stupid. ben: oh […]
- Areola Borealis
an awe-inspiring spectacle of the nipple. widely pursued but infrequently witnessed. “did you see those girls last night?” “oh man! that was a total areola borealis!”
- Arioso
a bald eagle from homer, alaska on the homer spit. that’s a pretty bird. yeah, it’s arioso
- Aritt
the art of f-cking on the table, only wooden tables. me and my gf were doing the aritt, and she got six splinters.