April First
apart from being april fool’s day, the official termination of the four-month torture all regular decision high school seniors must endure.
john: i applied regular decision by the january 1st deadline. it’s april first and i got rejected from all my colleges. what the h-ll do i do now?
larry: phoenix online?
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- apple-pie-in-the-sky
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