a question asked in disbelief with an extremely sarcastic tone questioning someones actions or statement. it is a way to point out someones stupidity in the form of a question.
total disbelief or dissapointment in how someone did or said something.
note: it is a very hard inflection that goes up to indicate the question
hall: i definitely think that girl is hotter than jessica simpson.
bush: that girl in our science cl-ss she’s barely average.
hall: i think she’s amazingly gorgeous and makes simpson look ugly?
bush: are you serious?
the verbal tic of dunderheads, morons and wannabe californians (read: seattle denizens and their ilk.) it is not intended as an actual question but rather is the reactionary knee-jerk of someone who does not think before opening the mouth.
me: i just got this latte for uber cheap at the starbucks on the corner.
idiot i’m talking to: are you serious?
me: no, i’m just pulling your m-th-rf-ck-ng leg. of course i’m serious!
an expression uttered subsequent to an unforeseen response; used in a joking sense; can carry a sarcastic tone; usually accompanied by a dramatic step back from the person; although it carries a question mark it doesn’t require an answer.
paul: “how’d ye get on in the match today?”
shane: “we lost by 4 goals…”
paul: “are you serious!?”
similar to ‘r u sure’
jeff: lisa goosed warren last night
hardy: are you serious
- argh l*ssy
a multifunctional phrase that is used to express almost any feeling or mood in any sentence at any time or place. the phrase can be used solely and doesn’t have to be accompanied by an explanation or elaboration. the phrase must be pr-nounced in an scottish accent (if you can’t do it don’t use the […]
- cheif pat
a youtuber that his youtube channel is entirely based on clash of clans. he gets sponsored by appbounty,featurepoints etc. he has 400,000 subs.he has give aways and much more. you should sub to him. go on youtube and subscribe to cheif pat.
- fat jessie
when a guy is in the mood for s-x and his girl is either not in the mood, or on the rag. he waits for her to fall asleep then busts a load on her leg while she is sleeping and leaves the load there for the rest of the night. i was so h-rny […]
- frosty facial
n. when dining in at wendy’s, it is the act of smearing a frosty all over one’s face. this action can be done on one’s own face or on another’s face (the “target”). if the actor is attempting to frosty facial a “target”, one effective line is: “this frosty smells funny.” when the dessert/beverage is […]
- al gore failure beard
1. the cloak of shame worn by a man who has been unemployed for more than 90 days and doesn’t have any job leads. 2. a description of someone or something that has just given up. “my dad’s job search isn’t going well. he is rocking an al gore failure beard.” “he had a good […]