Areaology


the worship of the all-encomp-ssing area, aka david bowie’s crotch. a kind of pseudo-religious cult practise that involves repeatedly watching such films as ‘the man who fell to earth’ and ‘labyrinth’ in which the area stars. areaologists believe that the area is with them at all hours of the night and day and that its presence can be linked to the creation of the earth and all its inhabitants.
areaology is quickly becoming accepted throughout most english-speaking countries.

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