Arial

a bad imitation of helvetica. this cheap “knockoff” typeface became popular due to microsoft’s corner-cutting decision to include it with windows in place of the standard helvetica.
ceo: should we hire her? she seemed like a qualified candidate.

interviewer: nah, her resume was set in arial and her cover letter was in comic sans.

ceo: alright. i’m sure we can find someone else.
the best person you will ever meet! so sweet and kind and considerate and loving. an all around perfect person. she has beauty and brains and personality. the ideal girl for any guy.
you’re so lucky you’re dating arial! what a great girl.
a blond haired blue eyed sweetheart. super sweet and considerate. she can always bring a smile to your face and is a true friend. she’s a great person to have on your side, but not someone to cross. she’s small but tougher than she looks. she also has a fantastic -ss!
“have you met arial? she’s so nice!”
a word used to describe mexican stationary.

also a nickname of a disney princess who was best friends with mariana
“that’s an arial”

or

“she looks like arial!”
the default font on the computer
person 1- arial is such a boring font
person 2- okay ill put chiller on instead
person 1- fine…
1. a sand-infested c-nt
2. a tool used for oral or s-xual pleasure. often referred to as, ‘the wave’
i slapped that arial and said, ‘arial, shut up!’