a bad imitation of helvetica. this cheap “knockoff” typeface became popular due to microsoft’s corner-cutting decision to include it with windows in place of the standard helvetica.
ceo: should we hire her? she seemed like a qualified candidate.
interviewer: nah, her resume was set in arial and her cover letter was in comic sans.
ceo: alright. i’m sure we can find someone else.
the best person you will ever meet! so sweet and kind and considerate and loving. an all around perfect person. she has beauty and brains and personality. the ideal girl for any guy.
you’re so lucky you’re dating arial! what a great girl.
a blond haired blue eyed sweetheart. super sweet and considerate. she can always bring a smile to your face and is a true friend. she’s a great person to have on your side, but not someone to cross. she’s small but tougher than she looks. she also has a fantastic -ss!
“have you met arial? she’s so nice!”
a word used to describe mexican stationary.
also a nickname of a disney princess who was best friends with mariana
“that’s an arial”
“she looks like arial!”
the default font on the computer
person 1- arial is such a boring font
person 2- okay ill put chiller on instead
person 1- fine…
1. a sand-infested c-nt
2. a tool used for oral or s-xual pleasure. often referred to as, ‘the wave’
i slapped that arial and said, ‘arial, shut up!’
- a tree named willie
when one is stuck in a wild fire and they are near a pot bush and they inhale the smoke and then get stoned “it was so sad when austin was in that wild fire” “yeah but i hear he at least had a tree named willie”
- Wosson Shag?
asking how a person or group of people are. how are you mate? person 1: “hey mate.” person 2: ” wosson sh-g? ” person 1: “nothing much; standard.”
women of questionable attractiveness dont have s-x with her, shes a wqa if i ever saw one.
- wrestling the champ
the act of masturbation. that b-tch teased me so bad that i ended up going home and wrestling the champ to get rid of my blue b-lls
acronym for “what the f-ck is wrong with me.” in an instant message, jon wrote wtfiwwm after typing something questionable.