arif
an exceedingly rich person who feels the need to iron his under garments
stop acting like an arif and come to our ghetto party!
a advjective used to describe to what level something kicks -ss.
“yo son, that chain is off da arif, ya know what ah mean?”
a closet socialite
one day arif is going to go absolutely mental
s-x symbol, always referred to in contex of outside appeal or appearance
this “arif” character is so smooth
( n ) male name of muslim descent ( the only terrorist i personally know )
average guy that prefers not having pepperonis on his pizza. spontaneous and excited, he always has ideas to share.
usually has a curfew around 7-8pm for unknown yet suspicious reasons. recently acted upon blasphemous endeavors to ask a christian ( non-muslim ) girl to a pointless event. he shall pray for forgiveness…
arif- ” order a veggie pizza for me ”
arif- ” aidan you’re f-cking stupid bro ”
arif- ” lets go get coffee at starbucks ”
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