Ariff


arrogant indian man who thinks he is the most jacked mother f-cker in the world. doesn’t work out but drinks his weight in protein shakes, resulting in his t-tties growing. an ariff is usually found with a broken right arm, forcing him to m-st-rb-t- with his left hand. an ariff also normally lacks sports intelligence: he does not know what a first down in football is.
wow, that -sshole over there is such an ariff!

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