aristote
most aristotes tend to make you feel extremely loved, treasured and special – however only until he gets what he wants with you. (s-x) aristotes usually have m-ssive c-cks. aristotes are strong and not someone to f-ck around with. don’t get too attached to him, he will break your heart.
girl: aristote makes me feel special.
girl2: he only wants p-ssy, remember that.
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