Arky


slang for arkansan which is the proper adjective to describe a person born in arkansas.
my husband is an arky because he was born in little rock, arkansas. i am not an arky because i was born in another state.
an old chinese insult, most commonly pr-nounced (ahk-ee). was used as far back as 500 b.c. to make fun of the man in the village with the smallest p-n-s.

arky’s tend to have extremely tiny p-n-s’, if you call that pint-sized pool stick in your levi’s a p-n-s.

scientist’s have been trying to explain why simply calling somebody arky shrinks the phallus by several inches. to date the best explanation to this phenomenon involves ancient asian vodoo, ginseng, and the curse of confucius.
that arky was the size of an infant’s pinky.

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