arse jockey
a person who rides another by mounting them and inserting a penile type object into their -rs-. used as an insult to b-mmers…
that man over there is an absolute -rs- jockey!
someone that rides a male -rs-
my brother martin is a real -rs-jockey
someone that sh-gs an -rs-
my brother martin is a real -rs-jockey
a professional horse rider that is an -rs-
1st person:look at the size of that -rs-
2nd person:the rider or the horse
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