arse pirate


“-rs- pirate” is a witty combination of the words “-rs-” (rear end) and “pirate” (if you don’t know, you’re an idiot). the phrase is highly versatile and consequently you will find it appropriate the next time you witness a r-mm-ng, or an act of h-m-s-xual lovin’.
1. where it simply means gay man – “that -rs- pirate sure is going for it”
2. by a child (v. rare) “mummy, when i grow up, i want to be an -rs- pirate”
h-m-s-xual deviants who use unorthodox methods to perform s-xual intercourse on each other.
most commonly found in america and greece.

may be mistaken for “s-m-n jockeys”

commonly known as “meat lovers” or “p–p pokers”.
“boy band blue are a bunch of -rs- pirates”
dan (see “visone”)
dan the -rs- pirate sails the seven seas on his poo canoe

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