a man fists a woman’s -ss while f-cking her doggy style and proceeds to jerk himself off through her -ss. not to be confused with artificial strawberry milking which involves a man f-cking a woman’s -ss while jacking himself off through the v-g-n-.
lawrence prefers an artificial chocolate milking with your wife’s -ss as she is far less flatulant than his own wife.
- college calendar
a calendar students use to make money, typically in the swimsuit/lingerie fashion. college students search for the hottest girls to pose in different months. guy: whoa, do you see her dude? girl: she would look so good in my college calendar
a person who is a vegetarian and not a vegetarian at the same time. mom : hey son do you want to take a piece of my leg? boy : im a vegetarian mom, but i like pork. mom : oh you are vegetmeatable ey?
(noun) pr-nounced: sun-ee-aye-tis to call in sick at work because the weather is nice out. oh, look’s like she’s calling in a case of sunnyitis again.
- dirty crouton
a dirty crouton is a person liked by very few, and the person who probably made out with your ex and has f-cked a vegetable once or twice. oh god that dirty crouton who made out with a guava almost touched me
a food which is highly likely to result in gas. broccoli is a very cervaceous vegetable.