asalle
farsi for the word “honey.”
asalle’s are beautiful, funny, intelligent, caring, and ambitious. asalle’s tend to have rocking bodies, gorgeous eyes, amazing hair, and are otherwise s-xy as h-ll. you will know you have met an asalle if she only grows more beautiful as you get to know her.
you: i had an amazing conversation with this woman last night at my friend’s party. she is a total asalle.
me: finding an asalle is rare, dude. you better make plans with that lady asap!
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