a mix of tesco and asda combined, implying the person is infact poor since they only shop at two of the cheapest supermarkets.
“lolol, you go to asco, poor nub ^_^”
a.s.c.o stands for anonymous secret complementing organization! it currently runs in new zealand. it is basically a organization that sends kind “letters” to certain pupils in cl-ssrooms. all subjects in it are positive, so it isn’t considered a nuisance to the general public.


pinochle is a confused part of a.s.c.o, due to it’s recently introduced status, little is known about what relevance it has to with a.s.c.o. it may be the “signature”, chosen to disguise the secret even more. it may have to do with blackle a.s.c.o, the account on wikianswers for a.s.c.o.

kaleb oaten did once speak of pinochle, however the file containing the information is thought to be destroyed or missing. this piece of information has been “unearthed” since a possible clue was found at the end of blackle a.s.c.o’s profile page. see blackle a.s.c.o
yay! there is another a.s.c.o note, for me!!!!!!
the most random and awkward moment of the day.
i was talking with this guy/girl till he/she laid a middle school pick up line on me… was such an a-sco i had no idea what to do….
(n.) a jpg conprising on a selection of photos of a pale, ancient woman with a headscarf and sungl-sses posing for borderline necrophilia p-rnographic shots.

linked from childrens websites, and is considered to be even more disgusting than g–ts-, tubgirl or harlequin foetus.

there are actually many pictures of “asco”s. google image search brings forth a picture of two severed heads with dismembered p-n-ses in thier mouths, and think-evolution formerly hosted pictures of very old naked people, and a masturbating sh-m-l-. is now redundant
the act of viewing, linking, masturbating, or having s-xual intercourse with women in the age bracket 80-100.
a: “hey, look at this!”
b: “i hope you die, you sick f-ck.”

a: “hey, what was the link to asco?”
b: “here.”
a: “thx” -prints out to m-st-rb-t- to while in the shower.-
a verb in which an unsuspecting individual is sent a picture of a repulsive naked aged woman via the internet.
ascoer: hey bob, i thought you should check out this cool new website here.

bob: -clicks- ahhhhhhh how disgusting!
a hot asian lady willing to show it all. usually accompanied by an expression of shock at the pure beauty.
“ohnos! i has been ascoed!”

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