Asda Price


this is a method of wholesale shop lifting. it involves entering an open plan supermarket with a trolley, as if normal shopper, filling the trolley with four cases of beer, numerous bottles of fine wine and what ever grocery items one desires, then proceeding to walk clean out of the shop past the fruit and veg, byp-ssing all checkouts and neglecting to pay.
the group needs beer, i shall go and asda/tesco price it!

today i asda/walmart priced my weekly shopping and also more booze than we could possibly drink!…..that was the biggest asda price i have ever done!

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