asstoy
an -sstoy is a male ‘sl-t’ who takes it all up in his -ss, enjoying every minute of it. an -sstoy always tries to provoke older gay people, rapers, etc. by bending over or dropping his pants and whatnot. never pay an -sstoy for his services, that would be considered as an insult to him!
dude_1: hey, why are you bending over like that, while there’s a pedophile right across the street watching you?
-sstoy: because my shoelaces are loose. hihi.
dude_1: riiiiight…
dude_2: don’t listen to him, he’s an -sstoy.
dude_1: oh ok, figures.
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