Ashington
north east town in northumberland, know for its tough environment and even tougher inhabitants.
on eastenders phil mitch-ll was told by his father in law
“you think your hard? you wouldnt last 5 minutes in ashington.
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a quiet little mining town in the heart of the north east.
it has a reputation for being rough but is infact a friendly place but locals can seem intimidating to people who arent used to their aquaintences.
people from ashington have their own easily recognisable accent known as “pitmatic” and apart from pure geordie is the broadest accepnt in the north east.
a friday night out in ashington is by far the best night out you will have and the lads from there are known for being the best in england for “pleasuring” the ladies!
famous exports include… jackie&bobby charlton… jackie milburn… martin taylor… steve harmison… peter ramage and sir john hall
“fancy a night out in ashington?” “wey aye that would be belter”
quote from ashington..
“areet mate”
“wey aye yasel?”
“aye am gud catch ya later marra”
a dumping ground for all that is bad; a cesspit; a sh-thole.
i went to ashington the other day; i left with enteric fever.
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