usually the most awesome person alive! but on occasions has a tendency to do stupid stuff… like running into poles… or thinking that deers live in nest, or even wanting to build halfway houses.. so depending on the day, ashley sauls can be very reliable and pretty much amazing.
i wish i was ashley saul!
- Ashlyn Story
(noun) (part of life) a story that few others can relate to other than ashlyn…because she is ashlyn. ashlyn stories are generally circular in form, and are open ended, occasionally leaving the listener mindf-cked and speechless. however, most ashlyn stories are humorous, and often relate to similarly humorous everyday situations and encounters, and if listened […]
- ass custard
after -n-l love, the receiving party pulls his/her -sscheeks apart and lets any -j-c-l-t- flow freely from the -n-s. matthew dared try his -ss custard, and was so delighted he mixed it into pasta and had a splendid carbonara lunch.
the waft of air that is felt upon sitting down when pants, skirts, shorts, or other ill-fitting clothing is not properly suspended, tightened, or belted. dude, i forgot to wear my belt today and got a huge -ssdraft when i popped a squat to have a smoke!
- ass frappe
an epic proportion of diarhea. it is similar to a chocolate frappe in thickness and color. “check out the -ss frappe that guy left in the toilet.”
- asshole magnet
people, mostly girls, who are good but tend attract a lot of -ssholes for being cute or pretty and kind. olivia is a sweet and gorgeous girl. too bad -ssholes seem to revolve around her for her kindness hence being an -sshole magnet.