Ashism
synonyms: tw-t, cheat, old, phil collins with less hair
usage: to make a t-t out of yourself by doing something completely stupid, e.g. fiance catches you having s-x with an wh-r-
etymology: stems from latin word ‘asism’ meaning c-nt
sh-t, my wife just caught me in the middle of an ashism
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