Ashley Miller
a ditzy blonde b-tch with big cow eyes. she thinks she is the sh-t, but seriously isn’t. she wants what she can’t have. doesn’t know how to smile in a picture, she does the “s-xy” look, but ends up looking like a cow that has a bad taste in it’s mouth. will do anything for attention and is very easy. definitely has a future clown car v-g-n-.
did you see that girl?” “yeah, she is a totaly an ashley miller.” “keep you boyfriends close
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