ashlyne is a really pretty and smart girl. she has great taste in fashion, and guys! she’s absolutly hilarious. she has a lot off s-ss and brown hair with brown eyes. if you’re not friends with an ashlyne, go up to her!
omg. i’m in love with ashlyne.
-ssfreshner is when you accidentally exfoliate your r-ct-m with a mint flavored body wash and you feel as if your -sshole is constantly tickled by an awkward breeze of freshness. symptoms may last several hours. man, i bought this new body wash and it’s a real -ssfreshner.
atriarch is a being who controls multiple families, an atriarch is a t-tle of control over both a families patriarch and/or matriarch. in religion, the atriarch would be g-d. in the mob, the atriarch would be the g-dfather. “the atriarch told me to kill somebody, what should i do?”
the elite in beauty. euphoric, serene, pure tranquility. confident, intelligent, independent, empathetic, comp-ssionate, honest and strong. bacoobian was all the things i wished my daughter would become. with strength enough to fight but intelligence to know when not to, empathetic enough to understand, but tough enough not to allow anyone to steel their independence. in […]
- Baked...Like a Potato
being under the heavy influence of weed while being irish. irish people have the uncanny ability to relate everything back to a potato. i’m so baked like a potato
- ballad salad
an alb-m or other compilation of overly sentimental or romantic songs. once upon a time, aerosmith was a real hard rock band. but since the 1990s, they’ve just been putting out alb-m after alb-m of ballad salads.