ASHTAR


administrative commander of the airborne division of the great brotherhood/sisterhood of light whose commander-in-chief is known to earth as jesus christ. he commands the protective sp-cefleet over the western hemisphere.
don’t you dare launch that nuclear weapon.. ashtar will knock you on your -ss.
the all knowing pwn sauce in a can. the only competetor to the amazing ryu hyabusa!
ashtar is going to reason your minutez

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