Asia


asia is the most s-xiest, smartest girl alive. she has many friends and people always try to copy her style. she always thinks about the bigger picture in life. she has a great imagination and very creative. asia should be cl-ssified as “g-ddess” because she has a perfect body, killer looks, and power over men
i wanna f-ck asia so bad
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asia is often known to be beautiful sweet and extreme kindness comes out of her. not a jealous person in the least bit and very confident. people looks up to asias and girls envy thier beauty and power they have when they control the men.they leave the men breathless and not known to be a sl-t or hoe guys respect them and they respect themselfs. make great friends
f-cking asia
1. a place that’s so big that no matter how you define it, some other part of it is going to prove you wrong.

2. a band of the genre that composes cl-ssical music to a rock beat.

3. the first name of a cute 8-year-old girl in my neighborhood who would bust your jaws if she saw what some of you wrote about her name here.
i doubt that asia has ever heard asia. i know she’s never been there.
most beautiful girl in the world. she has the perfect -ss to t-t ratio and everybody likes her. she has lots of friends and all the girls are jealous of her and all the guys are jealous of the guy shes going out with.
guy one – d-mn asia is looking good today

guy two – no she looks that good everyday.

guy – d-mn i wish i was going out with asia

other guy – yeah who doesnt.

girl – d-mn i wish i looked as good as asia

other girl – join the club.
a top notch princess who is often hated, but doesnt give a f@-% .

mostly imitated but never could be duplicated

a real down to earth chick now on her bully tho-. every female wants to be her & every male wants her.

so beautiful ; conceited for a good reason.

book & street smart ; beautiful singer. model type. fashionista; music is the inspiration.

a perfect friend, gets along w. almost everyone. but keeps her limit on who shes really close with!

knows what she wants & wont settle for nothing less. laid back & simply lovelyy
i would love me a asia ♥_♥ !
asia is beautiful inside and out. she wish there was that one soul that could finally understand her. outside she a happy person and very blunt but on the inside is miserably depressed. she has the biggest imagination in the universe and always find laughter in everything. in my eyes asia is a goddess and i wish people can understand her more. in my eyes asia just wants to be free.
me: “hows life?”
asia: “idk i wish i could fly on a pegasus”
me: “o.o’
1. continent which is:
a.earth`s biggest continent

b.place with the most ranged economy. for example the phillipines is 3rd world, but j-pan is one of the best economies in the world.

c.continent whose citizens would completely die out without rice. it is not just a stereotype, all asian countries(except maybe some in the middle east) depend on rice and even food that is not rice is often made of rice somehow.

d.continent whose citizens can come to the us and do better than white, black, or latino people in any bussiness (other than entertainment).

e.very poorly defined on urban dictionary by inom. asia is not a counrty, it is a continent. and it has far less poverty and starvation than some other parts of the world.

2. cr-ppy 80s band. mtv and vh1 like to call them “hair metal”. i call them “pop”. kind of like bon jovi, but
not even worth playing at a dance.

3. rare italian girl`s name.
1a.j.b:asia is huge. it is a big -ss continent. asia so big, it`s got its own sun. people everywhere else sayin` “you got your own sun! why we gotta share the same one with everyone else?”. that`s how big asia is.
lacey:yeah, and its a pretty big continent, too.

1b.maybe thailand wouldn`t look so cr-ppy if it weren`t right under j-pan.

1c.news in 2008: it`s been 14 months since worlwide rice famine started, and things are looking very bad in asia and the middle east. europe, africa, and the americas have been able to survive on their non-rice foods. all wealthier asians have very rapidly migrated to europe and the united states, abandoning the strong trade-based economies of china and j-pan. most asian citizens have completed died out, and most governments have collapsed. the only nations which have survived this ordeal so far are iraq, saudi arabia, israel, and the state of palestine. palestine and israel have been locked in a power struggle for control of the continent, both sides claiming that asia is their promised land. however, neither side has advanced as they have only been fighting eachother, the palestians with an unknown financial and militaristic supporter. iraq has been under check by the united states for five years now, as ex-president george w. bush warns that iraqi rebels might to use wmd to overtake asia. the saudis have not enacted any so far, but have peacefully claimed most of continental asia. the saudi government could not be reached for commentary.

1d.once i owned a convenience store, but a korean guy bought me out. then i went back to college for a computer degree, and designed robots until a j-panese guy took my job. then i started a bussiness fixing computers, but it got crushed by an indian guy. i thought i was f-cked until i got a deal in new york. now i dance, so i`ve got a steady job until a black guy takes it from me.

1e.asia is definitely not the continent with the least money. that would probably be africa. or, if you want to be technical, antartica.

2. i started getting pretty p-ssed off when the dj at the holiday dance started playing “livin` on a prayer”, but i decided to try to keep enjoying myself despite the lack of good music. i managed to tune out the sh-tty selection. that is, until they put on “final countdown”.

3. don`t you know who asia depino is? she was on that one show…

(asia depino is not a real actress)
a straight dime piece that makes guys heads turn and every girl; wants to be her! she also is usually in a grouchy mood. but she is really chill some times. she also is raw!
guy one- asia is s-xy
guy two- (:

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