asian by proxy



a non-asian person who relentlessly adopts asian culture, food, and its holidays is asian by proxy. they know more about korean barbecue or vietnamese pho than should be allowed. they understand the eye contact paradox (westerners insist on eye contact as respect, asians refuse to make eye contact to elders to honor them.)
look at blondie, ordering sushi, no idea what she asked for, but asian by proxy.

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