Asian Eyepatch

the act of placing ones t-st-cl-s in the eyes of another. almost like arabian goggles, only instead of goggles its an eyepatch. captin hook wore an asian eyepatch in his day.
take a look at her, i bet shes wore an asian eyepatch or two in her day…

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