asian life
its when you are always judge for your grades. later on in life youd want to kill yourself. apperently 90% of ppl in america and canada asians kill themselves. your grades have to be at least a b+ or your doing terrible and they want you to a sh-t ton better so they brag about you whith your other asian friends parents. if you ever do something wrong your grounded for over a month and they take the one thing you spend your entire life on for at least a month. if you want to buy something you have to raise your grades, more. you cant buy anything with your allowance because they dont give you allowances. you eat rice with practically every meal. if you are white black or any other raise you are a f-cking lucky -ss person.
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