Asient


a person who is both asian and an agent. specifically a bad–ss theatrical agent, who has ninja-like skills both in backstage technical support and also in personal career management.
audience member: “wow, so dave not only manages your lifestyle and publicity apperances, but also single-handedly deals with the entire show’s technical requirements?”

simon: “well yeah. he’s the asient. he’s can handle that sh-t in his sleep, yo.”

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