Ask Madden


having to ask permission of your girlfriend’s very old father to marry her.
whether he likes you or not this will be a laborious, time-consuming and generally annoying process.
rod: i think she’s the one.

todd: don’t you have to ask madden first?

rod; oh man you’re right, that’ll take forever, i better get on that.

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