a combination of “askew” and “b–bies”. used to describe br–sts thay do not face the same direction. can happen after a bad breast augmentation.
after plastic surgery, one of karen’s nipples pointed north while the other pointed south east. she has some serious askewbies.
- bees bollix
something great! that guy thinks he’s the bees bollix #bees knees #dogs bollix
jesuphobe a phenomenon by which a man, woman, or child who cringes at the mention of jesus christ. it could be in casual conversation in public, or even in private. it’s usually denoted by obvious body language indicating discomfort. looking down, looking away, changing the subject, nervousness, confusion, and sometimes even an irrational or emotional […]
- cold cut c*ck
1. a phrase describing something who is being uncooperative. 2. a brotha who has chosen a hoe over a bro ay, stop being a cold cut c-ck you sloot!!!! dude, that was pretty cold cut of you to do.
any curse word in minionese (ex. sh-t) kevin the minion: bello! orlando? ugh. blumock.
- left swiper
someone that will mostly get swiped left on tinder basically because there really ugly. guy/girl 1- dude look at this guy/girl on instagram guy/girl 2- omg he’s/she’s definitely a left swiper