aslert


when you are asleep but alert
megan and sara were aslert in history, ready to be called on but resting.

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    derived from the phrase “real hot,” this is used to describe a person, place, object, or situation that is agreeable or pleasing. speaker 1: i’ve got tickets to go see tool in concert! speaker 2: rel hut! speaker 1: i hear you’ve got a new girlfriend, buddy. speaker 2: indeed. she’s rel hut.

  • A slutty lylabye

    when your f-cking the sh-t out of a girl, and shes screaming all sorts of things that are turning you on. you f-ck her to sleep as fast as you can. i was pipein out my plumber after she drained my pipes with the jake the snake tool, i brought her 2 my room and […]

  • ass ants

    little ants that crawl into your -ss and make it itch. when you scratch them, they make your fingers smell like relish. (from the trailer park boys live show) “well ricky, you may just have a bad case of -ss ants”, said bubbles.

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    the look of the toilet bowl after diarrhea when one consumed corn the day before. thus making the toilet bowl look like refried beans and corn. man #1. holy sh-t, i just had the worst toilet experience. man #2. based on that burrito you crushed last night i’d imagine you had an epic case of […]

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    the want or desire to get crunked or intoxicated. yo man i havent got drunk or high in weeks, i’m gettin’ crunkgry


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