a variation on the age old hobby of masturbation, an aspyxicrank essentially involves the masturbator using one hand to clutch at his throat whilst using the other hand to engage in aformentioned d-ck-strokage. during all of this, the user will be crying.
without the strangulation, this would simply be a crank, something fairly hard tio achieve, due to the conflict of emotions in play.
other variations include the danger crank, the reverse danger crank, and of course the the reverse danger asphyxicrank.
d-mn, pash dropped some acid and we just caught him having an asphyxicrank in his room. he was reading birdsong.
- *ss bush
1) when a particularly hairy man has pubic hair growing in a large patch above his -ss crack. 2) how the entire world will remember the 43rd president of the united states. 1) borat and ron jeremy are so hairy they sport -ss bushes on camera. 2) in the year 2125: teacher — cl-ss, which […]
- *ssanna disorder
someone who has no idea what the h-ll they are saying and need to stuf the f-ck up. anna said you suck and do you know why becuse she sucks and do’t want anyone to know it.
the clogage of someones -sshole. may be caused by a variety of things. also used as an insult in certain cases. that mandarin buffet gave me an -ssclot the next morning so i drank a tea spoon of ex-lax. 1 more definition add your own much like a blood clot, fecal matter may clot in […]
- *ss crinkle
the -ss crack of a fat person who’s crack has extended into their lower back. i once saw a guy so fat, his -ss crinkle was almost to his neck
- *ss factor
the number of times your -ss leaves or touches a seat for any given activity. useful for evaluating the relative effort required between two activities, especially when one activity involves someone else doing the work. if i eat the cold pizza in the fridge, that’s an -ss factor of 2 (-ss leaves couch, get pizza, […]