Aspnes
a person on facebook who feels the need to relentlessly correct others for their spelling, grammar, etc. and then sites to urban dictionary as a reference.
“dayom giina” – abe
“it’s actually spelled “d-mn gina”.” -jen
“what? but i wanted to say it like that” -abe
“well that’s not how it’s spelled. look it up, it’s in the urban dictionary” – jen
“don’t be such an aspnes, it makes you sound like an idiot.” – abe
Read Also:
- Ass Full Of Led
shooting someone, normally suggesting in the -ss. loan shark: gimme the money! guy: i ain’t got your money! loan shark: get me the money by tomorrow or im gonna pump your -ss full of led!
- Ass Genius
a person who has diluted themselves into believing that the ideas created in and voiced directly from their -ss, are pure genius. woman: so you’re trying to tell me the inflatable party sheep was just a gag gift, and it came with the ky smears and pubic hair already stuck to it? man: yes! it’s […]
- Asshole Convention
a loose conglomeration of people, in an office, in a mall, or while in traffic conditions, most anyplace, who’s collective m-ss consciousness seems to be driven down or dumbed down to dangerously low levels via being dazed out, or via distraction or selfishness, ranging from rude behavior, to downright dangerous behavior. i can’t talk to […]
- assholular
1.) the state of being an -sshole. 2.) partaking in -sshole-like behavior. dude, that was a pretty -ssholular move. you should really go apologize.
- Assillation
the unnaturally pr-nounced oscillation of the -ss during motion such as walking/running. can be seen in models strutting down the runway, toned high level athletes, etc. similar to the way a cheetah’s shoulder blades oscillate when stalking. d-mn, that girl’s got some -ssillation going on. look at that booty go! or those speedskating suits don’t […]