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a cl-ssification of fart that is so bad that it may very well be a weapon of m-ss destruction (wmd). types of -ss bombs include but are not limited to:

nuclear fart- extremely loud and can fill a room in seconds. if you hear one hide under your desk in the fetal position to minimize bodily harm.

silent but deadly (sbd)- as the name suggest, this comes with a silencer. the range is randomized but either way your are screwed. great for a farting gift.

the biochem- the best part about this one is it stays in one area at a certain alt-tude.

the -ss-ssin- get it? -ss? anyway at the expense of only being affective at pointblank, this can clean metal.
dude 1: dude i thought we made a truse!!

dude 2: what are you talking about?

dude 1: stop shooting your -ss bombs at me!!!!
1. when yu rip the biggest, messiest sh-t ever and it burns your -sshole so much it starts to smell like bacon.

spence: man what smells? its like a mixture of bacon and f-cking sh-t!
jason: haha, yo i just -ssbombed the f-ck out of yur toilet!
spence: did yu make it out alive?
jason: almost, but man i dont think yur cat did.
tampon alcohol -sshole drinking games

the act of inserting a tampon soaked in liquor in one’s -sshole. -ss bombs usually burn or sting upon insertion, and they result in rapid intoxication.
i did a couple of -ss bombs and was totally plastered last night.
a word used for reacting to sudden suprising situations. when you left your keys in your car…-ssbomb to your face. when you figure out that you can’t believe it’s not b-tter you have been hit with an -ssbomb to the facial area. if you think -ssbomb isn’t a real word, -ssbomb to your face.
person 1: hey do you realize you don’t have any legs?
person 2: yea i’ve known for a while, i was born without them
person 1: oh sh-t, i just took a major -ssbomb, i gotta go take a hike with my functional legs
person 2: f-ck my life

dying man: help i just got shot call the hospital
person: wait, you can call the hospital now?
dying man: …wh…what?
person: advancements in technology -ssbombed the f-ck out of me

person: hey i forgot to study for the test, if i fail im not graduating, can i take it tomorrow?
teacher: there’s no test today
person: oh woah, -ssbomb to my face!
teacher: ha there is a test today, i take your -ssbomb and hit you with two -ssbombs
person:……..you b-st-rd
the latest, greatest craze among jihadist suicide bombers. developed by al queda, it involves packing your rectal cavity with a pound of plastic explosive + detonator.
that middle eastern guy is walking very slow and looks uncomfortable. he might be packing an -ss bomb.
the word -ss-bomb comes from a long fraternity tradition. when your friend p-sses out, you pull your pants down, and sit your bare -ss on his face.
“hughes just laid a muddy -ss bomb on john”.
a girl with a nice -ss
guy 1: britney spears is teh -ssbomb!
guy 2: dude, that was like 7 years ago
guy 1: i’m lonely, aren’t i?

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